A letter to dad
A father passing by his son's room was astonished to see that the bed was made and everything was pickied up.
Then he saw an envelope porminently on the center of the bed.
It was addressed "DAD".
With the worst permonition, he oped the letter a read it with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to aviod the scene with you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice~even with her piercings, tattoos, and her tight motorcyle clothes, But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said we will be very happy. Even though you wont care for her as she is much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Jazon taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the ecstasy we want. Don't worry dad, I'm 15yrs old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we will be back to visit(live)so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving son,
John..............
....................PS....Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tyler's house. My report card is in my desk drawer. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life.
Call me when it's safe to come home..........................................................?
that is funny Darin!!! lol
:) LOL..I like that one mate..im just imagining the fathers eyes wideing and the anger building up as he reads the note..Nice one (:
UUGGGHHHHH.....I was even getting ready to go find that kid in that trailer.
That was excellent, Darin.....although I bet that has happened.
My brother was 18, and he'd always had a high intellect.....my other brother was away at an Ivy League school...and my dad would never fail to say "Son, you're "smarter" than him. You have to apply yourself"....that coming from a man with dropped out of high school in the second week he was there.
This now is my brother...who as a kid....put airplane glue in the pumpking pie mix before my mom cooked the pies...a little experiment...stuck that little ball from a whistle up his nose....took a woman's lawn ornaments, and threw them under a roaring truck that carried the pigs to slaughter....best part when the lady came a knocking at the door...poor mommy yelled to herself....this kid will kill me...I have an ulcer....LOL...my mom apologized profusely, and promised the woman she would have them replaced as soon as my dad got home....all she needed to know is what they were, and where she purchased them.
DISNEYLAND.....FLORIDA....we live in Philly....LOL.....and to boot it was not one lawn ornament, but Snow White, and all seven dwarfs....well he saved Dopey for a souvenier....back then how the heck could we even afford Snow White, and how the heck could someone run down to Florida?
When he came in....left Dopey hidden in a cubby hole...my mom asked why on earth he would do that....we never lied...so he confessed of course....he says
for an experiment...he wanted to see who would flatten out the best....he'd figured it would have been Snow White.....my poor, poor mom.
So at 18 he'd applied for school...he wanted to be an architect...and very well could have been...as he was intelligent, and creative....used three pounds of baloney once as a book cover for school...shalacked and all...so the day he came in, and said....Ma, Dad I gotta talk to you...my dad looks up from the paper, and says "Son, tell me anything, but don't tell me anyone is pregnant".
With that he lifts up his left hand, and shows a dinky ring...and goes "Well first I was going to tell you we got married, and THEN I was going to tell you she's pregnant".........Uhhhhhhhh.....LOL.....here comes me running down from my room...NO WAY....by that time my mom just took anything he said or did as lightly as possible....my poor, poor dad.....I can still see his face.....meanwhile my brother says....can I take the car...we want to go to McDonald's.
Moral of the story....my brother and sister-in-law have been married for 23 years, and have three great kids.....he couldn't become an architect, but he is a mail carrier, and he has BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Now early twenties, and two teens, and every single day I see him....and he holds his heart, and says "That middle one is gonna kill me".....him with these girls....LOL....my mom says "Good how do ya like it?".....LOL....hope it's O.K. I shared.
That was excellent, Darin.....although I bet that has happened.
My brother was 18, and he'd always had a high intellect.....my other brother was away at an Ivy League school...and my dad would never fail to say "Son, you're "smarter" than him. You have to apply yourself"....that coming from a man with dropped out of high school in the second week he was there.
This now is my brother...who as a kid....put airplane glue in the pumpking pie mix before my mom cooked the pies...a little experiment...stuck that little ball from a whistle up his nose....took a woman's lawn ornaments, and threw them under a roaring truck that carried the pigs to slaughter....best part when the lady came a knocking at the door...poor mommy yelled to herself....this kid will kill me...I have an ulcer....LOL...my mom apologized profusely, and promised the woman she would have them replaced as soon as my dad got home....all she needed to know is what they were, and where she purchased them.
DISNEYLAND.....FLORIDA....we live in Philly....LOL.....and to boot it was not one lawn ornament, but Snow White, and all seven dwarfs....well he saved Dopey for a souvenier....back then how the heck could we even afford Snow White, and how the heck could someone run down to Florida?
When he came in....left Dopey hidden in a cubby hole...my mom asked why on earth he would do that....we never lied...so he confessed of course....he says
for an experiment...he wanted to see who would flatten out the best....he'd figured it would have been Snow White.....my poor, poor mom.
So at 18 he'd applied for school...he wanted to be an architect...and very well could have been...as he was intelligent, and creative....used three pounds of baloney once as a book cover for school...shalacked and all...so the day he came in, and said....Ma, Dad I gotta talk to you...my dad looks up from the paper, and says "Son, tell me anything, but don't tell me anyone is pregnant".
With that he lifts up his left hand, and shows a dinky ring...and goes "Well first I was going to tell you we got married, and THEN I was going to tell you she's pregnant".........Uhhhhhhhh.....LOL.....here comes me running down from my room...NO WAY....by that time my mom just took anything he said or did as lightly as possible....my poor, poor dad.....I can still see his face.....meanwhile my brother says....can I take the car...we want to go to McDonald's.
Moral of the story....my brother and sister-in-law have been married for 23 years, and have three great kids.....he couldn't become an architect, but he is a mail carrier, and he has BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Now early twenties, and two teens, and every single day I see him....and he holds his heart, and says "That middle one is gonna kill me".....him with these girls....LOL....my mom says "Good how do ya like it?".....LOL....hope it's O.K. I shared.
