FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.
Too funny..hope you don't mind that I shared that with all of my women friends....
no...........lmao isnt it funny
rhonda
rhonda
Good one, Rhonda,lol. Nice to see some humor here. How are you doing? Feeling okay? I hope so. Much love, Kat
Im feeeling bluey today........ went to the mountains to see my mum she was good she doesnt have a clue whats been going on and she said to me oh you have lost so much weight I said yeah had a bad virus. She said you look pale to
and your so quiet how can I tell her how do I begin I couldnt let my mother know mum I am a drug addict just detox now only three weeks. Feeling like s***
and depressed to the s*** house.
Rhonda
and your so quiet how can I tell her how do I begin I couldnt let my mother know mum I am a drug addict just detox now only three weeks. Feeling like s***
and depressed to the s*** house.
Rhonda
