This Is How I Look When I'm Constpated[lol]

oh i wish i had a picture to send of me on the toilet[under alot of stress]lmao.................vinny.
Vinny,

Since you don't have a picture...I drew one for ya!

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LMAO

You must be related to my husband. He lives for off color potty humor.

DeNae
LOL...leave it to Vinny.

Great picture Jodi.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!


keeerist vinny....you are a hoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jmr,thanks for helpin out[lmao].........................vinny.
does that potty have a snorkel on it? i'm just wondering what that blue thing going upwards is?
I think that's the pipe. Some toilets are plumbed that way...

A snorkel...you're such a dork Janet. lol
I'm not sure but I think in the U.K. toilets flush up.
No problem Vinny. I also found a poem for ya...



CONSTIPATION



Poem into bright creation
Oh, the pains of constipation!

Hours have passed, I've merely parted
Rump cheeks and effetely farted.

Those weak blasts of wind excluded
Nothing concrete has extruded!

Other assholes far more s***ten
In their time have poems written.

Am I such a screwed up nerd
That can't s*** a single turd?



How ladylike, huh? I can't help it. I'm raising 2 boys.

jmr,how sweet that poem is it defiantly pulled at the ole hart,i think i'm going to cry.
LMAO Jodi!

Janet... a snorkel? You nut...LOL
i was up in the WEE hours of this morning and channel surfing and I started listening to this guy who was selling some kind of colon cleansing deal...anyway he was saying that he was looking at his 4 y/o's BM and it was the size of his wrist and as long as her arm....i'm thinking geez...what a perv....then he went on to say that John Wayne had 22 lbs of poo inside of him when he died....and how adults systems don't flush as efficiently as a childs...well, i finally surfed off that to watch some kind of steam cleaner....just thought i'd share, seeing as this topic was from the toilet
hey janet,all i can say is don't knock it till you try it[lol],it gets all that waste that builds up on the sides of your colon and gets rid of all the impuretes and toxins and also gives you more energy,i loved it[lol]............vinny.
i remember all too well...your lovely technicolor turd
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Vinny I found you an early Christmas Present,LOL You crack me up.. Rae
is there a motor on there or does Vinny have to produce putter power?
OR would you rather have this one??user posted image
I think the pink might clash with his helmet...lol
Janet the first one is called The Out-and-about House. It was bulit by a man for sure,LOL