To My Hp -- O/t (kat256)

Pain Pills
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Kat,

I posted earlier that life would be perfect if only Kes had her own phone line. And I had a vision of me talking to my God, and His Son is in the background pestering Him for the line.

God says, JESUS CHRIST THEIR SAVIOR (use of full name to indicate parental displeasure ), keep it down. Im talking to a supplicant. I told you, you can have the phone in half an hour no, no stop it, Im not listening to this now. Dont you realize that the longer you do this, the longer its going to take me to get off the phone? Oh oh all right. Gina, can you check back later? I promised Jesus He could have the phone for an hour. Teenage deities. What are you gonna do? I love you. And I say, Amen, My Lord. I love you, too.

LOLOL

This is how I spend my time rather than doing any paperwork. Ill bet God has DSL.

I worship you,
Gina

P.S. I mean NO disrespect to the Christian faith and I apologize if this has offended anyone.
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yes, you offended me, so now its my turn to offend you. LMHBAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-tb3EpdBg

Michelle
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LMJYBAO!!!!

Kat is God.
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Michelle, LMFCAO!!! That was so wrong.

Stacey!

Kat is my HP, but that doesn't bind anyone else to worship her as I do.

Oh hey, Stacey, before I forget. Small world. I saw your photos of Macon. My oldest friend grew up there, on Jefferson Terrace. (But this was back in the 60's so the street may not exist anymore.) The first time I went to visit her family -- my first time in the South -- they took me to a restaurant, Lee Bergs (?), and I asked, "What is this... 'okra'?" Everyone tried to describe it to me and finally the waitress, who may never have seen a Chinese woman before for all I know, brought me a dish of fried okra, on the house. LOL

How's everyone's weekend going?

I've quit working. It was mind-numbingly boring.

Love,
Gina
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Hiya Stac my fellow JYB!!!

Gina, glad your quitting for the day. Matt asked if I wanted to do our taxes tonight, and I just laughed at him.

Michelle
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It took me a minute to be able to respond, my head had swollen to such a degree that I was toppling over, lmao.
Gina knows she can play with me this way, life has taught to me to laugh at everything.
God would clobber me if I ever even thought such a thing, lol. I know that God has a sense of humor too, He has given me a sitcom for a life.
Yes! Kes needs her own phone line. (as you witnessed, Gina, lol) What is it with teenaged girls? Their social life is more important than anything. Was I that way too? I kind of doubt it, my Mother wasn't a patient woman, to say the least. If I persisted about using the phone when she was on it she probably would have hit me with it, lol.
I love you too.
xxxxxxoooooo
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God has to have a sense of humor, take the duck billed platypus for example....
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or the avacodo pit, lol
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...or male genitalia.
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OMG lol
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My kids have looked at me like I was nuts for having seen me both laugh and cry while online. This time they saw me laugh.
Something about you saying, "omg" Stacy after Gina's post made me laugh out loud for real.
Gina, I'd be the last person to knock the purpose and function of the male organ but let's face it, it's a comical sight. I could think of another even funnier trick a man can do, but this is not an X rated site, lol. Remember Silence of the Lambs? >chuckle<
xxxxoooooo
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Sometimes its so comical, it laughs all the way to the POOR HOUSE
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Danny, That's what happens when you let the Junior Partner do the thinking for the entire firm. LOL

Kat, I don't remember Silence of the Lambs at all. I must have watched it while I was high. Please elaborate? BEG.

LOLOL

Stacey, I'm sorry. Have I shocked you? Ah, what a thing it is to be young.

Love,
Gina