ya know enough is enough,this isn't the holiday inn,i don't mind a brief visit but when it comes to stayin the night that takes on a whole new meaning,i wonder if i offered them money if the would go home?anyways the kids seem to be haveing a good time,my house looks like a tornado just ripped through it,gotta go talk to ya later..........vinny.
Sounds like me when i was in my active addiction. in order to reclaim your home as welll as your life you need to find a new way of life. find friend who know when to go home clean sober ones............Merry christmas and god bless
dear vinny I just wanted to say Merry Christmas and you should be able to have your home back soon.....mj
Vin- You remind me of Clark Griswald
clark griswald!
roflmao - danny you crack me up!
merry christmas to all.
love -
sammy
roflmao - danny you crack me up!
merry christmas to all.
love -
sammy
Hello sammy a very Merry Christmas to you,,,,,mj
hello sweetheart -
i'm still laughing at danny and vinny.
what a hoot - huh?
i hope your day is as special as you, mj.
love -
sammy
i'm still laughing at danny and vinny.
what a hoot - huh?
i hope your day is as special as you, mj.
love -
sammy
lmao...
they will go away...
how are you hangin..vinny?
merry sober christmas to you...
you did it once, you can do it again...
kerry
they will go away...
how are you hangin..vinny?
merry sober christmas to you...
you did it once, you can do it again...
kerry
Sammy, this is for you-
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Cousin Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Cousin Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
Clark W. Griswold: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear.] Todd: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark Griswold: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark Griswold: I wasn't talking to you.
Clark W. Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah!
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Cousin Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Cousin Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
Clark W. Griswold: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear.] Todd: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark Griswold: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark Griswold: I wasn't talking to you.
Clark W. Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a**, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is! Hallelujah!
Cousin Eddie - Clarke you surprised we're here
Clarke - Eddie if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewed to the carpet I wouldnt be more surprised.
Cousin Eddie: Clark, save the neck for me..
lmao - you guys should do stand up - you are too funny!!!! Seriously, Danny - every thought about being a real comedian??? I think its a possibility!! LOL
Love,
Marie
Love,
Marie
there gone thank god,danny thats pretty much sums it up for the past two days,how did you rember line for line of that movie?i couldn't stop laughing,well it's over until next year,hope everyone had a nice christmas..........vinny.
Marie- Can't be a comedian, no money it it. My brother in law is a very successful one though
Vin- When I lived in Florida, I was 1 1 1/2 hours from Disneyworld. I think every relative and friend I had would stay at my house, It was like once a month. Even the long lost ones. And they would stay the whole week. It was crazy. I've had the Cousin Eddie thing happen in real life. Up pulls the RV. Geez.
Vin- When I lived in Florida, I was 1 1 1/2 hours from Disneyworld. I think every relative and friend I had would stay at my house, It was like once a month. Even the long lost ones. And they would stay the whole week. It was crazy. I've had the Cousin Eddie thing happen in real life. Up pulls the RV. Geez.
Mr Vinny, CHILLOUT MAN , ITS CHRISTMAS FOR GOD SAKES.....
Danny, you crack me up...I remember that movie..lol..
Kerry
Kerry
My poor husband..... He has 3 sisters and 2 nieces - but he doesn't talk to his family much, his nieces are 14 and 18, and his family is very subdued....
Yesterday, MY family came over - VERY loud, 3 of my sisters were here with their EIGHT kids (most of them between 3-11), my parents, my sisters' boyfriends, my best friend.... Every time a kid would run a toy car into the baseboards or track mud inside the house, I thought my husband was going to lose it....
Then some of the guest never read Miss Manners and never figured out that you should really leave an hour after dinner.... they just stayed and stayed and stayed... we walked them to the door but they STILL wouldn't leave. I love them and love having family over, but I was ready for a nap!
Yesterday, MY family came over - VERY loud, 3 of my sisters were here with their EIGHT kids (most of them between 3-11), my parents, my sisters' boyfriends, my best friend.... Every time a kid would run a toy car into the baseboards or track mud inside the house, I thought my husband was going to lose it....
Then some of the guest never read Miss Manners and never figured out that you should really leave an hour after dinner.... they just stayed and stayed and stayed... we walked them to the door but they STILL wouldn't leave. I love them and love having family over, but I was ready for a nap!
danny -
i love it! thanks for bringing a smile to face.
we were in bed this morning watching of all things "the water boy" - talk about a corny hoot! i laughed till my sides felt like they were splitting...especially that line when this big brawny bull of a football player was going to hock an oyster into the water jug and sandler has a flashback to when he was a child and the coach looks at him and refers to him as his "aquatic engineer."
hehehehe -
oh well - i gotta get ready. we are off to brunch.
namaste'
sammy
i love it! thanks for bringing a smile to face.
we were in bed this morning watching of all things "the water boy" - talk about a corny hoot! i laughed till my sides felt like they were splitting...especially that line when this big brawny bull of a football player was going to hock an oyster into the water jug and sandler has a flashback to when he was a child and the coach looks at him and refers to him as his "aquatic engineer."
hehehehe -
oh well - i gotta get ready. we are off to brunch.
namaste'
sammy
