Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics
these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it
or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International
Tourism Website (frightening, isn't it!)
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants
grow?(UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch
them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been smoking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad
tracks?(Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to
contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list
of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing
is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night
in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is
illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains
of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying
yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
lmao
Too funny, but true!
my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Q:Why were the dumbest questions from the USA?
A: Because the dumbest people on earth who can still type live in the USA
And since you are so full of quippy answers to dumb questions---
Q: What part of Canada is the province of Iceland located in, and is it really a land of Ice?
Q:Why were the dumbest questions from the USA?
A: Because the dumbest people on earth who can still type live in the USA
And since you are so full of quippy answers to dumb questions---
Q: What part of Canada is the province of Iceland located in, and is it really a land of Ice?
lmao- OK I'll play !
Iceland has the largest glaciers in Canada - in fact, 11% of the country is covered by glaciers.Thirty post-glacial volcanoes have erupted in the past two centuries, and natural hot water supplies much of the population with cheap, pollution-free heating.
The name Iceland is actually a typo, it used to be called Liceland, as the heat caused scalp issues.
Iceland is alone in upholding another Norse tradition: the custom of using patronyms rather than surnames. If, for example, Einar has a son named "Petur", the son's name is Petur Einarsson (Peter Einar's Son). If Einar has a daughter whom he names "Margret", she becomes Margret Einarsdottir (Margaret Einar's Daughter). Members of the same family can therefore have different "last names", which often causes confusion to foreigners. If you are looking for someone in the phone directory, you look them up by their first name.
Iceland has the largest glaciers in Canada - in fact, 11% of the country is covered by glaciers.Thirty post-glacial volcanoes have erupted in the past two centuries, and natural hot water supplies much of the population with cheap, pollution-free heating.
The name Iceland is actually a typo, it used to be called Liceland, as the heat caused scalp issues.
Iceland is alone in upholding another Norse tradition: the custom of using patronyms rather than surnames. If, for example, Einar has a son named "Petur", the son's name is Petur Einarsson (Peter Einar's Son). If Einar has a daughter whom he names "Margret", she becomes Margret Einarsdottir (Margaret Einar's Daughter). Members of the same family can therefore have different "last names", which often causes confusion to foreigners. If you are looking for someone in the phone directory, you look them up by their first name.
Gee and all this time I thought it was just an iceberg in the bay of hudson...
Forget school, you have a great future as a stand up comedienne!
Forget school, you have a great future as a stand up comedienne!
Hey, I can only take partial credit. :-)
