Good mornin to all, as usual i gotta get ready for my dayly toil. I was just thingking yesterday about extremely stupid careers or jobs. Like once on saturday night live this guy had a scotch tape boutique store.
I remember on south park one of the kids said "you mean these guys actually choose to become as$hole doctors."
Anyway, lets put on the creative cap & see what we can come up with. I was thinking maybe of
A dentist for chickens
A midwife for jackasses
ill bet u can come up with better.
have a good one
Shalom
southpark quote!!! funny LOL LOL!!!!!!! loved that one!! xo
I always wanted to be the guy who screwed the toothpaste caps on at the toothpaste factory.....
Regards,
Tom
Regards,
Tom
Ummm,
When they inspect underwear, what exactly do they do? I'd like to suggest that Victoria Secret underwear should only be inspected during use. So, if you see my number, you'll know i got the job of my dreams..Inspected By # 69 ? lmao
Take care......Bob
When they inspect underwear, what exactly do they do? I'd like to suggest that Victoria Secret underwear should only be inspected during use. So, if you see my number, you'll know i got the job of my dreams..Inspected By # 69 ? lmao
Take care......Bob
How about a Dr. that specializes in treating Attorneys..
Hi,
Thats easy Bull, all I'd need in my doctors bag is a rope! My office would be under any tall tree! lmao......Bob
Thats easy Bull, all I'd need in my doctors bag is a rope! My office would be under any tall tree! lmao......Bob
How about this for a job:
A shrink whose specialty is dealing with woman while they are at that special time of month.
A shrink whose specialty is dealing with woman while they are at that special time of month.
Or personal injury lawyers that moonlight as motorcycle sales people...hehe
How about a nude man that is willing to cook and clean while my kids are in school... I prefer a man with a good body! One that doesn't mind getting a little dirty?Browndog I am in the Tampa area so it wouldn't be that far of a drive for ya,LOL
if i understand correctly, i fullfill those conditions-
Lets see, a man who watches the nude girl who has a good body. He watches her cook and clean, etc. since the man doesn't have to work, i guess the girl goes to work at night. she must make plenty of money, enough to pay the bills, pay for a babysitter
Lets see, a man who watches the nude girl who has a good body. He watches her cook and clean, etc. since the man doesn't have to work, i guess the girl goes to work at night. she must make plenty of money, enough to pay the bills, pay for a babysitter
Chauvenist.
How about the person that has to clean up the elephant poop at the zoo?
How about the person that has to clean up the elephant poop at the zoo?
i just love this post and remember that skit on snl.
just logged onto ticketron to check out the price and availability of the rolling stones geriatric tour! anyhoot - here's a stupid job for ya - while on the ticketron site i was looking for these tickets and before they would take me to the time/price/date and other pertinent info that one needs to purchase the ticket, this box appear with a code word in it. i had to type the word "exactly" how i saw it in order to to advance to the next frame.
the "word" was barse. now this is a new one to my lexicon and i don't even know if barse is a word. however, you could not get info on the stones concert without typing this word.
i have seen this done on other sites...these secret passwords or codes that one has to type before they can gain access to the site. who on earth sits around and thinks of these "words" or phrases that are required? i wonder how much that job pays?
thanks for the off topic chuckle, dog and more aimless rot to fill the trivia bank of my mind.
sammy
just logged onto ticketron to check out the price and availability of the rolling stones geriatric tour! anyhoot - here's a stupid job for ya - while on the ticketron site i was looking for these tickets and before they would take me to the time/price/date and other pertinent info that one needs to purchase the ticket, this box appear with a code word in it. i had to type the word "exactly" how i saw it in order to to advance to the next frame.
the "word" was barse. now this is a new one to my lexicon and i don't even know if barse is a word. however, you could not get info on the stones concert without typing this word.
i have seen this done on other sites...these secret passwords or codes that one has to type before they can gain access to the site. who on earth sits around and thinks of these "words" or phrases that are required? i wonder how much that job pays?
thanks for the off topic chuckle, dog and more aimless rot to fill the trivia bank of my mind.
sammy
Sammy, u really are going to see those old timers. Ya know, when you get older you certainly should continue living life with vigor, but does there not come a time to maybe grow & change & stop pursuing the things you did at 15 (Im talkin about the stones, not u ol Sammy, cause i know u are maybe 20 at most anyhow, ha, ha)
But seriously, do these guys still dance around stage & think they are sexy & all & are there like 70 year old groupies, or what. I gotta think, that after all these years, they mustve developed some genuine musical talent besides the stuff that was easy & popular. (Yea, i thought the stones were all that too, & i remember gettin the beggars banquet album & being overwhelmed with its greatness when i first heard it <& i still think its a work of art, but i wonder how great i'd think it was without all my 15 year old thinking tied to it, & even if it is all that, i don't know if they have even progressed to that standard after>)
Having all that money & maybe talent & definitely time to practice, i'd think theyd come up with something better, i don't know, run for mayor of california or try to get something good done, or become english teachers, or create some new or different kind of music for us old f-cks, or at least pull a cat stevens & get religious, even if he turned questionable & maybe lost his mind or something else, being afraid to speak out against the 'authorities' in his religion who wanted to off Solomon Rushdee (what happened to all his whatever it was about standing up to authority & doing the right thing), yeah, on second thought forget going the cat stevens route. maybe they should come up with a wonderful song like john lennon did, proclaiming how great it would be for everyone to have & care about nothing (except i guess him & his crazy girlfriend.) Sammy, do you think i have rambled off topic, woof,woof.
But seriously, do these guys still dance around stage & think they are sexy & all & are there like 70 year old groupies, or what. I gotta think, that after all these years, they mustve developed some genuine musical talent besides the stuff that was easy & popular. (Yea, i thought the stones were all that too, & i remember gettin the beggars banquet album & being overwhelmed with its greatness when i first heard it <& i still think its a work of art, but i wonder how great i'd think it was without all my 15 year old thinking tied to it, & even if it is all that, i don't know if they have even progressed to that standard after>)
Having all that money & maybe talent & definitely time to practice, i'd think theyd come up with something better, i don't know, run for mayor of california or try to get something good done, or become english teachers, or create some new or different kind of music for us old f-cks, or at least pull a cat stevens & get religious, even if he turned questionable & maybe lost his mind or something else, being afraid to speak out against the 'authorities' in his religion who wanted to off Solomon Rushdee (what happened to all his whatever it was about standing up to authority & doing the right thing), yeah, on second thought forget going the cat stevens route. maybe they should come up with a wonderful song like john lennon did, proclaiming how great it would be for everyone to have & care about nothing (except i guess him & his crazy girlfriend.) Sammy, do you think i have rambled off topic, woof,woof.
How about the person who names lipstick and nail polish colors?
LOL Carol the name of the finger nail polish I am wearing is called "Drama Queen".... Would that be the job or what?
I always thought about pimento stuffing in green olives, thought that would be exciting enough for me
Almost,,,,,,,another good one!
Rae.........yep, that would be the life. I think I could do that job from home. LOL
rae and carol,
i think the same people who name lipstick and nailpolishes are the same people who name fishing luers. those are always fun to read too hehehe
terrianne
i think the same people who name lipstick and nailpolishes are the same people who name fishing luers. those are always fun to read too hehehe
terrianne
or boo - how about the ice cream flavor names given to the flavors at ben & jerry's?
or paint used for the interior of a house?
or perfumes? there's a good one - who thinks of this stuff and i wonder what they get paid?
s
or paint used for the interior of a house?
or perfumes? there's a good one - who thinks of this stuff and i wonder what they get paid?
s
how bout cow or horse inseminators....up to your elbows in ewwwwww
