This Is How I Look When I'm Constpated[lol]

Pain Pills
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I laughed so hard htis week end when I knew I was heading over the head of the horse........darn thing all I wanted to do was run...........and all she wanted to do was get me off..........I know you aren't to hang onto the saddle horn, but heck all I saw coming was the ground...............then I sat and laughed so hard........haven't laughed like that in ages!!!! But at least I stayed on......kicked her azz and finally got the running I wanted.......some guy rode by on his 4 wheeler and asked if I was exercising..........I was like yup and continued to laugh
everything I seem to watch on tv now makes me laugh to.....the dumbest stuff......but it is such a good feeling
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I completely relate... you know when i was high on pills all the time, my emotions were completely numbed. I could'nt even smile anymore. Youre right it feels good to just be silly again...like a kid. :)
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I knew that is when I needed to get off the methadone.........when I was totally numb to everything..............I love it now, my son comes home and gives me a smile and calls me krazi.........cuz the surround is blarring rock and I an=m singing at the top of my lungs..........he loves it........stands there and laughs then goes to the stero to turn it down................he says " mom the hole neighborhood can hear ya" I just look at him and say SOOOOOOOO.
LOL.now turn it back up.his problem is I have mine louder then his so he can't hear his.hehehehehehehe
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You should see me and the kids when we go to town. I listen to some rap and Korn and we're all bobbing our heads down the road... they love it... but there parents may hate it... hee hee!
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this ones for you vin-man :D


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hey terrian,thats what i call ridein in style,by the way where in the hell do you guys get these pictures at[lmao].......vinny.
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well, i knew coming back here was worth a few chits and giggles...

garsh we are a kooky bunch!!


Here's a story for ya Vinny, I woke up one morning and tinkled and of course ya know ya got that gas that's stayed in your innards all night...well I pooted and my husband yelled from the bed, "what are ya doing? calling the cows?"
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LMAO.omg to funny....ya there are a bunch of goofs here........and I call them "fluffs" but god knows they don't sound like fluffs.......LMAO
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a fluff??? ain't no fluff in this house...my husband has the gasiest azz i've ever known...matter of fact, if he didn't fart in the morning, i'd have to check and see if he's dead...lol

i'm cracking up so bad i got tears streaming...never told anyone the cow story...my 10 y/o is gonna pee his pants...lol
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lol janet,

we say the fish are barking hehehe, and yeah i always been accused of being a lil off/sick and twisted mwuahahahaha *wink!

terrianne
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yeah, we have rocky mountain barking spiders here...

how many of you women have a lovely ol' man that will drop one in the store and look at you and say your name in surprise?
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OMG I just can't stop from laughing when I read this thread............my hunlet one go the other night without telling me.I rolled over to hug him and froze in my roll.............LOL eyes watering and burning.could breathe.....as he laid there going..."WHAT?" omg it was so bad.............paybacks are a b****..now that I am off the meds hehehehhehe woo hoo better watch out.I am gonna get him at a store!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah, my favorite combo is a burger king whopper and onion rings...guaranteed to make an eye watering aroma...revenge is a mofo!
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When I was little, my dad would lay on the couch watching tv. He would lift his leg and let one rip......no matter WHO was there! So embarassing when we had company. And then, to top it off, we had this stupid dog who would hear my dad. The dog would then smell his own butt and then run and hide under the kitchen table....lmao!
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My dad always said there was a duck in the house....to this day that duck is still in his house, but no one has ever seen him....we have just heard and smelled that damn duck.

Redd
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That's so funny! When we are at the store he will let one go and then walk away and people think it's me! One time, we were at a restaurant with him and 2 of his friends and first he let one go, then his other friend let one go, and then his other friend let one go. It was one after the other.... omg how embarrassing! And let me tell you... they echoed thru the whole restaurant! Hee hee! :)